You know you are raising a kid in Kentucky when...

he writes a short story with characters named Mullet and Bullet and the "ho0ker" gets thrown our of the helicopter to save the reindeer from falling into the frozen lake. YES - that's what he really said and YES that's what I had to write down, but in my defense and his - he means hook but somehow it always turns into and ER on the end. Like Indiana Jones has a whipper... Things a momma wants to remember...